Unfortunate Smelting Accident

banesvoice:

toralei:

trilogy

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

alliartist:

My baby

darkbluetile:

I want to pretend they were on this boat together. I love it. both chilly after a fun day on the water

me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

snatchedweaves:

supersmashkev:

#KICK HER ASS OUT NOW

snatchedweaves:

supersmashkev:

#KICK HER ASS OUT NOW

pdlcomics:

So-Deep Space

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Orphan Black Speech Bubbles | [4/?]

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???